BKC Review

Monday, August 22, 2005

Night club owner threatened by sms

Loong Kor, the underworld leader of KL who owns a number of nightclubs yesterday checked in to Bukit Aman to make a police report and request protection from thousands of MCA members who are harassing him.

According to our source, his brother, a staunch supporter of Ka Ting bet heavily on his favorite horse. In trying to steer the outcome, his brother ‘borrowed’ the mobile phone and used it to send thousands of sms to MCA electorate that reads ‘Vote Ka Ting, got nice girl waiting for you, sure special wan. From Loong Kor, Nightclub King’. The message reached voting members in time to vote his favorite in.

Thousands of MCA members are now sending him messages every minute to ask for their reward. Everybody who received the message now claims that they voted for Ka Ting, “They keep asking me, when I can arrange their sessions. But how to arrange for 2400 sessions?” he asked. “Pity my girls, for sure they cannot tahan,” he added.

According to Loong Kor, in addition to Ka Ting who claimed that he voted for himself, Jui Meng also came forward to claim that he voted for his opponent. “I got Loong Kor’s message, I quickly sms my gang members to vote for Ka Ting,” Jui Meng said. “But I didn’t have enough time, 800+ didn’t get my direction in time,” he added. Party observers interviewed all agreed that this is the most unified MCA bunch ever.

“Before this, they couldn’t even agree on dinner menu,” said Dr. Ma Hua, from UM Dept. of Malaysian Chinese History. “Hard to imagine that one sms can unite the whole party,” he added.

Hundreds of MCA members jostled outside Loong’s club yesterday for their reward. Some are demanding a re-vote if Loong Kor renege on his promise. “If he doesn’t give us what he promised, I am going to demand another election,” said Michael Chong. “Our real voice has to be heard,” he added.

Meanwhile, responding to recent annexation of English language by Hishamuddin, Tony Blair yesterday went to the UN to ask for a resolution to condemn Malaysia for stealing his language. “I am adding him into the Axis of Burglars list,” Blair added.

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