BKC Review

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Customs employee nabbed

A joint investigation team comprises of PDRM, ACA and Customs personnel yesterday managed to pinpoint the culprit in the recent partying scandal at Customs agency. “Mamat the janitor finally admitted his deeds,” Bakri said from Bukit Aman. “He has been on the loose until now, but thankfully we have him now,” he added

"I only asked for RM50 to organize a cleaning party. Our toilets are smeared and dirty, so I asked my supervisor for the money to buy cleaning supplies,” Mamat confessed. “My supervisor told me I had to ask for RM500 for his okay,” he added. When interviewed, supervisor Ali acknowledged the event, but said, “You should investigate Mamat, I only said okay. I really don’t know head or tail. Some more my manager asked me to put in RM5,000 for his okay.”

Bakri clarified that the team employ a new investigative technique called the Okay method. “Halil came up with the method,” he said. According to Bakri, based on the method, the culprit is found right after the last person to say okay. “We confirmed that the top okay is worth RM5 million, but our main objective here is to get to the bottom of the scandal,” Bakri added. When interrogated, Janitor Mamat admitted that he received the RM50 he asked for. He is being held for further investigation.

Meanwhile, Halil lamented the high costs of organizing farewell bashes to his officers in Langkawi. “Things are so expensive nowadays, but farewell budget remains at RM5 million,” he said. “Old D-Gs got to organize their farewells overseas, we had to scramble to do it locally,” he lamented. He called on the government to look into the well being of the neglected Customs D-G. “Even Osu got to organize parties in London,” he pleaded.



According to Abdul Rahman of Customs, due to lack of farewell fund, the agency had to send all their officers out to solicit donations, hampering it from catching the smugglers. “We used to catch 1million a day, but this week we haven’t caught anything yet,” he added. “If they can give 10million for schools, they should give us more,” Abdul Rahman clarified.

1 Comments:

  • At 2:22 AM, Blogger Just Josh said…

    This is hilarious! Goodstuff BKC!
    Check out my blog on the same matter.
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